“something’s coming”
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the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
i love how they all have individual names instead of a common surname but collectively they are The Ponds.

Whatever happens, whatever you decide…
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do i
- watch a new show
- rewatch another show
- watch a movie
- read a book
- or read fanfiction
my life choices are so difficult
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if i’m going to die, i want to still be me.
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

Tangled » Faceless

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this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight
maybe someone forced his hand up
I just needed to post this ok.
“At least we have each other”
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the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times
Imagine your OTP telling their child he/she is going to have a little brother/sister.
heislikefireburningthroughtime:
This was my favorite line in the Suite Life ever.
Or you tell her it was all just a social experiment.
too soon